when he looks over and sees Bill Gates reading the paper. He nervously approaches the billionaire and introduces himself.
"Hello Mr. Gates, my name is Peter, I'm a big fan of yours and if it's not too much trouble I'd like to ask a favor of you."
Bill Gates seems hesitant but asks the man to elaborate.
The man tells him that he has a business meeting in a few minutes with a potential big shot client, and if Bill Gates could come over and just say hello to him during the meeting, it would all but seal the deal for him.
Bill Gates thinks about the proposal for a few moments and agrees to do it.
Excited, the man thanks the billionaire profusely and goes back to his table. A few minutes later the potential client shows up and has a seat. Two minutes into their conversation, Bill Gates gets up from his seat and walks over to their table with a smile and says "Hey Peter how are you, long time no see!"
Peter turns towards him with a disgusted look and simply replies "Fuck off Gates..."
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