A young woman asked her mom if she could go out for some fries and eat them with friends for 2 hours.
Her mom said, "Sure."
However, the daughter went to her boyfriends and had sex with him for 2 hours. When she came back home, her mom asked her how the fries were. The daughter replied, "Nice!"
The mom said, "I can tell you enjoyed them; there's still mayonnaise dripping from your face."
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