To thier surprise a couple sees an empty seat in front of them. They lean forward and ask the lady sitting next to it:
"Excuse me, do you know why there is an empty seat here?"
"Ah yes. My husband and I bought tickets but unfortunately he has passed away."
"Oh, we're terribly sorry."
Then after about a minute they lean forward again:
"But why didn't you give the ticket to a friend or family member?"
"Oh, they're all at the funeral."
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