It's the Grand Jury and I'll Lie if I want to

To the tune of Leslie Gore's It's My Party


Everybody knows that Bill had fun
Hilary doesn't know that he's mine
She keeps her head in the sand
while Billy and I make time


It's the grand jury and I'll lie if I want to
lie if I want to, lie if I want to
you would lie too
If Bill was in love with you


Tear the dress to shreds
Keep banging all night
Billy likes a vertical smile
Now Ken Starr's telling me
I need a cake with a file


It's the grand jury and I'll lie if I want to
lie if I want to, lie if I want to
you would lie too
If Bill was in love with you


Linda and Kenny just called me a whore
She was such a big fink
O what deceitful lies
When Linda started to sing


It's the grand jury and I'll lie if I want to
lie if I want to, lie if I want to
you would lie too
If Bill was in love with you