* Student : O holy one, you called me?
* Monk : Yes, I need you to go behind that tree and masturbate.
* Student : (After a few minutes) Done. Anything else that you'd like me to do?
* Monk : Do it again.
* Student : (After a few minutes) It is done, O wise one. Anything else?
* Monk : Do it once more.
* Student : I'm sorry, but I don't think I have any stamina left in me. I can't do it anymore.
* Monk : Good, I need you to drop my wife and daughter off at the beach.
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