After finishing his review of the departing flight, the pilot forgets to switch off the intercom. He turns to his co-pilot and let's out a sigh, "man, I could really use a coffee and a blowjob right now". A stewardess in the rear of the plane hears the comment, and begins rushing down the isle to warn the pilot the intercom is still on. While passing by, one of the passengers shouts out, "Don't forget the coffee!"
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