Her mom's like, "What the shit? How'd you get all knocked up like this? Who's the dad?"
And she's like, "Mom, you've got it all wrong, it's a school project about the miracle of life!"
Mom's like, "Bitch you betta tell me who that bump's father is!"
The daughter just cries and is all like, "I don't know, mom! It was a group project!"
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