She wants to take him to a strip club, since poor Gary has been working a lot lately, and has always been faithful to her so far, so he really deserves it.
The big day arrives. They get out of the taxi at the strip club and the bouncer waves at them happily.
'Hey Gary, how y'doing mate?'
'How the hell does this guy know you?' asks the wife, surprised.
'Erm, from the bowling club, he's a member too.'
They go in and sit down at a table. Here comes the waitress.
'Hey Gary! The usual?'
The wife, shocked, asks:
'How the hell does she know you?'
'Erm, she's helping out as a waitress at the company's events.'
A bit later, an almost entirely naked stripper comes to see them.
'Your favourite Gary, honey?'
To which the wife leaves, clearly hurt and devastated. Gary runs after her and sees her as she gets into a taxi, so he jumps towards the car and shouts:
'Darling, let me explain, there's been a misunderstanding!'
'Get off of me, you fucking pimp!'
To which the taxi driver turns around and asks:
'Gary my boy, do you *always* have to get such feisty little sluts for your nights?!'
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