Husband Wanted

A Rich Old Bitty, aged 65, decided that it was time to get married. She put
an ad in the local paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED, MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (60's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT
RUN AROUND ON ME AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN
PERSON.
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the
door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or
legs.
The woman said, You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just
look at you...you have no legs!
The old man smiled, Therefore I cannot run around on you!
She snorted. You don't have any hands either!
Again the old man smiled, Nor can I beat you!
She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. Are you still good in bed?
With that, the old gentleman beamed a broad smile and said, I rang the
doorbell didn't I?