Once , in a stormy night , a mans car broke down . He went to a house and knocked on the door . No one answered . He went to the backyard and looked through a window . He saw a women with a clock a in her hand and with the other she was squeezing her tit . Then he saw a man jacking off and pouring water over his head . The man went to the neighbors house knocked on the door and asked the neighbor , " What is up with your old neighbors ?" " Well , if the women was holding a clock and squeezing her tit , she was saying that it was time to milk the cow . If the old man was jacking off and pouring water over his head , he was saying fuck you , it is pouring outside ."
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