A man who was born in Woodbridge,Western Australia went to hospital to have his wedding ring removed from his penis.
According to the nurse attending the procedure his patients girlfriend found the ring in one of his pockets. She had not known he was married and was so cross she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was a sleep.
I don`t know what is worse:
1.Having your girlfriend find out you are married
2.Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got onto your penis
or
Finding your wedding ring fits onto your penis.
Tough call!
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