yo momma is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her threw
yo momma so fat she woke up and fell off on both sides of the bed
yo momma is so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her as the new world
yo momma so fat she sat on the toilet and if it could talk it would say abcdefg get your fat butt off of me hijklmnop hurry up your squishing me
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