A drunk man stumbles on to the bar. The bartender starts shouting, "Hey, you idiot, off the bar!"
"Wait, *hick* I bet you a 100 bucks, I can piss into that glass right in front of you."
The bartender agrees.
The man proceeds to piss all over the bar, and onto the bartender, who just starts laughing. The guy completely misses the glass. The bartender helps him down, and the guy hands him a 100 bucks.
"You dumbass, you could barely stand. What the hell were you thinking?"
"Well, I bet my friend 200 bucks I could piss on you and your bar, and you'd like it!"
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