A man at a party, standing next to a total stranger, sees two women coming down a staircase.
"That's the ugliest woman I've ever seen in my life!" he exclaims.
Outraged, the stranger hearing this says, "How dare you? That's my wife!!"
"No, No, I meant the other one," said the man, totally embarrassed.
"How dare you!!," he said, "That's my daughter!!"
The man turns and see the stranger's name tag. "Sorry Mr. Pao."
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