When she went before the judge, he asked her "What did you steal?"
"I stole a can of peaches."
The judge asked her why she stole a can of peaches, and without hesitation she replied that she was hungry. Then the judge asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.
The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail, one day for each peach stolen."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked if he could say something on his wife's behalf. The judge said yes.
The husband says, "Your honor, she also stole a can of peas."
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