The two year anniversary of Fred Phelps death was on Saturday. I hope no one made any tasteless jokes about his passing.

Why do melons...

Because they cantaloupe!

When in doubt...

Unless you're choosing which dick to suck, then you go Asian.

So I moved into...

far away from civilization. At first I enjoyed the solitude; the city was...

After the...

To pull it out.

Two weeks ago was...

Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that...

Topical Jokes for...

In California, a ten-year-old boy has graduated from high school. And in...

An eskimo pulls...

with a flat tire. A Welsh guy pulls up next to him and says: "Hey, I think...

Two gay judges

did you hear the one about the 2 gay jufges? they tried each other.

Audltery

We used to brand women with the Scarlet Letter (A)...now we celebrate Ashley...

Why do Jewish men...

Jewish women will leap at anything 15% off.