The traveling salesman and the farmer's wife

Now Jim was traveling the back woods of Iowa, looking for someone needing a vacuum. Now late that afternoon, as is want to happen, his car broke down, leaving him stranded. Now, luckily Farmer Jones came along on his old John Deere, and Jim explained what had happened. Of course they both realized it was way too late to get him help that evening, so Farmer Jones took him on home.

When they got there, Jim saw it was nothing but a tiny one room shack, without even a decent barn, and he got to thinking he might just have been better staying in the car. But Farmer Jones assured Jim that they had a big ol' bed for just him and his young wife, and they wouldn't mind lending him some space with them. Just as Jim got to thinking it over, out walked Mrs. Jones, and damn if she wasn't the prettiest little thing Jim had ever cast his eyes upon. Of course Jim knew better than to try anything with the farmer's wife, seeing as Farmer Jones was a big ol' boy and all, but that wouldn't stop him from thinking about it anyway.

Well as they were dozing off, Jim on one side of the farmer, and the missus on the other, over the farmer's snoring Jim heard Mrs Jones calling his name.

"Hey Jim, how about you come over here and make sweet love to me?" Jim was shocked, of course, not believing what he was hearing. But she told him she was very serious, and that she knew once her husband started snoring, well nothing was going to wake him. And when he still wasn't sure, she told him to just reach down between his cheeks and pluck out a hair. After a few more denials, Jim finally gets up the nerve and reaches down. the hair came free, and Farmer Jones never even flinched!

Not believing his luck, Jim immediately hopped over and gave that young woman all he could, then settled back on his own side again.

But, sure enough, not much later he is once again woken by the farmer's wife begging him to give her another round. But, believing there was no way the farmer could keep sleeping, he wouldn't give in until she had him pluck another hair from his ass. And sure enough, not even a change to his snoring. So, Jim jumped over again and gave her an even wilder ride this time, before once again settling back on his own side.

But again, just as he was dozing off, he heard the farmer's wife calling for more! This time it took no argument at all ... He just reached down and grabbed another hair from the farmer's ass.

But this time, before he could breathe a sigh of relieve, Farmer Jones sits straight up and grabs Jim by the throat.

"Look," he says in his deep voice, "if you want to fuck my wife, that is between you and her! But, do you have to keep using my ass as a scoreboard!?"