Suddenly, he started hearing music.
He stumbled into the town square and said "There's music coming from the cemetery! come quick!"
Soon, a crowd gathered around the grave and sure enough, the music was playing.
There it was, Ninth symphony, then the Eighth, then the Seventh, and etc.
It caught the attention of a detective who walked by. He entered the crowd and stated:
"It's no big deal, it's just Beethoven decomposing"
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