A woman sits down next to a man at the bar

As the woman orders a drink, the man starts smelling the air. He turns towards the woman and sniffs again.

"Excuse me," says the man, "but can I smell your snatch?"

Disgusted, the woman responds "No! What's wrong with you?!"

"Oh," replies the man, "it must be your feet, then."

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