Three cowboys were sitting around the fire telling ole cowboy stories to prove how tough they were. The first cowboy said " One time there was a ragin' bull, runnin' wild in the town, destroyin' everything! So I ran em' down, grabbed em' by the horns and resettled him to the ground ". The second cowboy said " that's tough. But one time I got bit by a rattler, I snached em' up, twisted his head off, mixed up an anti-venom outta his venom and whiskey, and injected it with one of his fangs". The third cowboy just sat there by the fire slowly stirring the coals with his penis. - credit to an old school Playboy I got my hands on when I was 13 (just to read the articles) the joke stuck with me for the past 20years.
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