One day Billy's teacher yells at him for not doing his homework. He feels upset and when in bed he prays' Dear God, please kill my teacher"
When he goes to the school, he learns that his teacher passed away. He comes back home amazed by the power of his new forms of communication.
Second day, his grandma eats the last piece of cake he was hoping to eat. He feels upset and later that night when in bed he prays ' Dear God, please kill my grandma'
In the morning grandma is dead.
He realizes that it is not coincidence.
One night he wants to stay late to watch TV but his dad says no and sends him to bed. He prays ' Dear God , please kill my father'.
He wakes up to and goes to the kitchen for breakfast. Only to see his dad on the table drinking coffee and reading the newspaper.
His mother while making omelette says ' The mailman had a heart attack last night, poor guy couldn't make it. You should call his wife to offer your condolences'
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