pulling out

One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he
could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny's father
said, "Johnny, we have a $80,000 mortgage on the house, and you
want me to buy you a bicycle? Wait until Christmas." Christmas
came around, and Johnny asked again.The father said, "Well, the
mortgage is still extremely high, sorry about that. Ask me again
some other time." Well, about 2 days later, the boy was seen
walking out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase.
The father felt sorry for him, and asked him why he was leaving.
The boy said, "Yesterday I was walking past your room, and I
heard you say that you were pulling out, and mommy said that you
should wait because she was coming too, and DAMN if I'll get
stuck with an $80,000 mortgage!"

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