The Top 15 White House Press Quotes That Sound Dirty but Aren't


15> "Bush had some face time with the Minority Whip last night."


14> "The President worked late into the night, pausing only to eat rice."


13> "Contrary to reports he's blowing off environmentalists, the president enjoys exploring deep into our interior."


12> "Ideas are important -- and the First Lady sure has a couple of big ones."


11> "As for the budget, the Bush trimmings will leave many hardliners excited."


10> "Dick's staff has right behind Colin during this painful ordeal."


9> "Boy Scout troop 547 got to see Bush in the Oval Office today."


8> "The naturally curious President has pushed NASA to probe Uranus."


7> "...and I want to give it to the American people, because they've earned it!"


6> "The President's staff eagerly acknowledged the First Lady's return."


5> "Thank you all for coming."


4> "The President debriefed his staff this morning."


3> "According to the First Lady, the President still doesn't know the precise location of the little red button."


2> "Steady growth in the private sector is crucial to our plans to penetrate abroad."


1> "Loud opposition was shown by Putin during the President's speech."


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