15> "Bush had some face time with the Minority Whip last night."
14> "The President worked late into the night, pausing only to eat rice."
13> "Contrary to reports he's blowing off environmentalists, the president enjoys exploring deep into our interior."
12> "Ideas are important -- and the First Lady sure has a couple of big ones."
11> "As for the budget, the Bush trimmings will leave many hardliners excited."
10> "Dick's staff has right behind Colin during this painful ordeal."
9> "Boy Scout troop 547 got to see Bush in the Oval Office today."
8> "The naturally curious President has pushed NASA to probe Uranus."
7> "...and I want to give it to the American people, because they've earned it!"
6> "The President's staff eagerly acknowledged the First Lady's return."
5> "Thank you all for coming."
4> "The President debriefed his staff this morning."
3> "According to the First Lady, the President still doesn't know the precise location of the little red button."
2> "Steady growth in the private sector is crucial to our plans to penetrate abroad."
1> "Loud opposition was shown by Putin during the President's speech."
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