Jerry was sent to prison and placed in a cell with a huge, burly guy. When lights-out occurred, the big guy got out of his bunk and said to Jerry,"We're going to have sex! You want to be the Mommie or the Daddie?"
A very terrified Jerry replied, "Uh, well, I guess I'll be the Daddie."
Then the burley guy said, "OK then, get down here and suck your Momma's dick!"
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