International Summit in Paris

Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton & Ernesto Zedillo (Mexican President) are at
an
International Summit meeting in Paris.


They go to a restaurant, and the waiter asks " L'apperitif?"
All of them answer "Oui!"


The waiter looks at Zedillo. "Le tequila?"
Zedillo: "Oui!"


The waiter looks at Yeltsin. "Le vodka?"
Yeltsin: "Oui!"


Finally, the waiter looks at Clinton. " Le whisky?"
Clinton: "Don't mention that bitch."