The Top 15 New Slogans for the Republican Party


15. Putting the HIP back in Hypocrisy


14. Adultery with Dignity


13. $40 million is peanuts compared to what *they* want to give poor folks!


12. Moraler Then Thou!


11. Let's Get Ready To Stumblllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle!


10. Please, don't squeeze the Chairman


9. 3% More Ethical Than the Other Guys


8. We Love to Pry, and it Shows


7. 1000 Points of Spite


6. LALALALA! We're Not Listening!!!!


5. Your choice, America: Vote Republican or roast in hell.


4. The New GOP -- Now with Black folks!


3. Upholding Principle and Truth Since 1998


2. With our finger on the pulse of the American peop... Strom? Strom?!


1. Impeachment: Because the Secret Service Won't Let Us Get Close Enough To Lynch


[ This list copyright 1998 by Chris White ]


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