One day, George W. Bush was leaving a very interesting meeting of the United
Nations. Once stepping outside, he was met by the Iraqi ambassador, and he
started to talk to George. "You know, George, my children are here on this trip
with me to the States, and they have gained interest in your television
programs. They have especially like the television show Star Trek, although one
thing is bothering them about it...The show shows how the races of the Earth can
come together in the starship Enterprise, although, they have never seen an
Iraqi citizen aboard the ship, and they were just wondering; Why is that?"
George chuckles a little and gives him a short answer to his question. "Because
it takes place in the FUTURE!"
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