The Top 13 Pick-Up Lines Used by Prince Harry

13> "Hi there. I know eventual-King William."


12> "If I said you had a beautiful body -- for a commoner, of course -- would you hold it against me?"


11> "How'd you like to be hounded by paparazzi for the next six months?"


10> "Wanna inbreed?"


9> "Actually, that's my *inheritance* in my pocket AND I'm happy to see you."


8> "See 'Jar Jar' over there? That's my dad."


7> "Technically, you'll be knighted if I touch you with my 'royal sceptre.'"


6> "Care to come to my castle for some Bangers and Mash?"


5> "It's not a proper curtsy unless your skirt's over your head."


4> "As a member in good standing of the Royal Hunt Club, it's been my lifelong ambition to chivvy a little fox like you."


3> "Before this evening's over, I'd like to pronounce you 'Duchess of Fellatia'."


2> "Guards! Off with her blouse!"


1> "Waste my time with a pick-up line? Balderdash! Bark like a hound for me, peasant girl -- and like it!"


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