"Our glorious Fuhrer has ordered us that we should rape as many women as possible in order to spread further our glorious Aryan genes. After each rape, you should must salute to the woman, and say: 'Here now lies in your womb a glorious member of the Aryan race. You shall name him Adolf. Sieg heil!' "
The days followed that, the soldiers enthusiastically carried out the order except for one who can't get to rape a woman. He became the butt of jokes of his fellow soldiers but that only strengthened his drive.
Then one day, he found a woman, a young and beautiful one at that. He then took her under a bush and proceed to violate her, surprisingly without any resistance.
After he's done, he stands up and says as ordered: "Here now lies in your womb a glorious member of the Aryan race. You shall name him Adolf. Sieg heil!"
Surprisingly, the woman quickly strands up, salutes, and says with a cheeky smile: "Here now lies in your penis is a new disease. You shall name it syphilis. Vive le France!"
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