Three nuns die, but they all have to answer one question to get into heaven.
The first nun is asked who the first man on earth was. She replies, ''Oh that's
easy, Adam!'' Lights flash and the pearly gates open.
The second nun is asked ''Who was the first woman on earth?'' she says,
��that's easy, Eve!'' Lights flash and the gates open.
The Third nun is asked, ��what was the first thing Eve said to Adam?'' The nun
is puzzled and can't figure it out, so she says, ��that's a hard one.'' Lights
flash up and the pearly gates open.
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