Two professors were invigilating a test at a medical school where students had to reach into a bag and guess which part of the human body was inside it. They went around the class to test individual students. Everything was going well until they come to a female student and ask her to guess what was inside the bag. The student reaches in and after a while, she tells them that it's a sausage. The professors ask her to try again but she keeps on insisting that it's a sausage. The professors try to give her a hint, asking her which part of the body is most like a sausage but the girl still stood her ground. Fed up with the student, the two professors empty the bag and a sausage comes out.
Seeing this, one of them shouts "Fuck! I think I mixed up the snack bags last night!"
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