A kid is riding on the school bus, and is in the seat right behind the bus driver. He says "If my mommy was a hen and my daddy was a rooster I would be a little chick." "If my mommy was a mare and my daddy was a colt I would be a little foal." The kid continues with every other animal he knows, and the bus driver begins to get annoyed.
After 15 baby animals the bus driver gets fed up, turns around, and says "Hey kid, if your daddy was a bum and your mom a prostitute, what would you be then?"
The kid just smirks and says "A bus driver."
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