The playground supervisor needs some time off, so Mrs. Smith the Supermom agrees to stand in for her. While Mrs. Smith is supervising, she sees a little girl, by herself, intently watching the other kids play. Mrs. Smith goes up to the little girl and says "They look like they are having fun with that ball."
Little girl says "Yup." Stares at the kids.
Mrs. Smith says "Wouldn't you like to be over there with them?"
Little girl says "Nope." Stares at kids.
Mrs. Smith says "Why? Are you shy?"
Little girl says "Nope. I'm the goalie. Now get the fuck off my pitch."
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