A fat man saw an advertisement that said,
“Lose 5kg in a week.”
He made a phone call and said, “I would like
to join!” The lady who responded welcomed
the idea and asked him to be ready 6am the
following day.
The following morning, he got to the gym and
was taken to a room. He opened the door
and found a beautiful woman there clad in
only a shirt and underpants.
She said, “If you can catch me, you can
sleep with me!” The lady started running,
while the man started to run after her. But he
could not catch her. During the whole week,
he tried hard to catch her but could not. He,
however, lost 5kg in the process!
He then asked for the 10kg programme. The
next time, he opened the door and found
another woman clad in a bikini who said, “If
you catch me, you can sleep with me.”
He lost 10kg that week although he did not
catch the woman. So, he thought this was an
awesome programme and then requested the
25kg weight loss programme.
The lady said, “Are you sure? It’s really
tough!”
“Why not?”, he asked. The following day at
6am, he opened the door expecting to see a
totally naked girl. But he found a mad woman
instead.
The mad woman said, “If I catch you, I will
marry you and we will join the couples fellowship "
The man lost 40kg in a day
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