So the other day I was standing on the 5th floor balcony of my apartment building, and I looked down to the street and saw a penny on the sidewalk! Determined to get it, I ran down the stairs to the 4th floor.
I quickly peered down and noticed it wasn't a penny, but a nickel! Excited, I ran down to the 3rd floor and looked again to see if it was still there. To my surprise, it wasn't a nickel, it was a quarter!
Even happier, I ran to the 2nd floor and looked again. It wasn't a quarter at all, it was a dollar coin! Ecstatic, I ran down to the ground level to go pick it up.
It wasn't a penny. It wasn't a nickel. It wasn't a quarter. It wasn't a dollar coin.
It was a manhole cover.
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