A teenage girl arriving home from school asks her mother, �Is it true what the teacher told us today?"
�What�s that?� the mother replied.
�That babies come from the same place that boys put their penises,� the daughter said.
�Yes it is dear,� mother said, glad that the subject had finally come up at school.
�But when I have a baby,� the girl responded, �Won�t it knock my teeth out?�
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by yisman
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