How do you get 1,000 etheopians into a phone booth?
Put a can of beans in there.
How do you get them out again?
Run away with the can opener.
Whats the fastest thing in the world?
An etheopian with a free lunch pass.
The untited nations sent etheopia 1 million condoms,
etheopia wrote back saying thank you for the sleeping bags.
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.