When suddenly, before it happened the husband died.
The wife was devastated and left unsatisfied. She decided to cut off his penis and keep it to pleasure herself, and she stuck it on a wall, and used it almost daily.
Somehow, a neighbor found out about it, removed the penis, put a hole in the wall and stuck his own in there. When the wife got home that day, she walked up to the wall with a knife and said 'honey, we're moving houses.'
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