The sexy 21yr old woman that lives nextdoor to me just knocked on my door and accused me of stealing underwear from her washing line...

An 80 year old...

but all of the girls are busy, so the madame takes him to her room....

Aged Mother

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All...

Man, I really...

It's a cat ass trophy.

I'm in a pickle

and I don't know how to dill with it

Taking A Piss

Two women are hiking in the woods. After an hour or so, they come to a...

In Russia, if...

Putin on the Ritz

Pointing the Finger

Two anthropologists fly to the South Sea islands to study the natives. They...

You're a redneck...

You're a redneck if .... Your watchband is wider than any book you've ever...

When I heard Al...

were guest preachers at a nearby black Houston Church, I decided to check...

Words of wisdom

I'd rather kill myself than to commit suicide.