but all of the girls are busy, so the madame takes him to her room. Eventually, after the lights go out, the unmistakable sounds of a great and furious copulation are heard. He was huffing and puffing, she was screaming and pleading, the floor was creaking ,and the bed was squeaking, until at last, the act was complete.
After a few minutes the old man caught his breath and said "my God, had I known your pussy was so dry and tight I would have brought some lubrication or something" She starts to pick at her crotch and says "If I had known you could actually get it up I would have taken off my panties!"
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