It started raining, so I took shelter in a sex shop. I paid $50 and was confronted by 3 doors with signs; Blonde, Brunette, or Black. I chose blonde, only to be confronted by more doors; Small tits, Medium tits, or Big tits. I chose big tits,only to be confronted by another three doors; they were marked Small cunt, Large cunt, and Wet cunt, I chose wet cunt, and found myself back outside in the fucking rain!....
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