There once was a professor know to hold really boring lectures. During one of his lectures, student after student raised their hand. Puzzled, the professor finished his lecture and afterwards asked a student why they had done so.
The student replied: "before your lecture, we listened to an entomologist who told us about the seven-legged ant. The seven-legged ants feed of pieces of dung that they roll up to their ant hills. If a seven-legged ant loses control of his ball of dung, he signals the other ants by raising his seventh leg in the air, telling them: 'can't anybody put a stop to that piece of shit?'"
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