On the subject of sexing ants...

A guy walking in the park sees a tramp sitting on a bench with three buckets of ants at his feet. The tramp picks up an ant from one bucket, inspects it closely, goes "male!" and puts it in one of the other buckets. Grabs another ant, "female!" and sorts it accordingly.

Fascinated, the guy walks up to the tramp and asks him how on earth he can tell the difference. "It's easy" says the tramping, handing him an ant "look closely!"

After close inspection the guy can't make anything out, so he turns to the tramp and remarks "I can't see dick!"†

"Female!" smiles the tramp.

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†I originally heard this in Italian and it works better, because the guy remarks "*Non chi vedo un cazzo!*" which means "I can't see a fuck" but literally translates as "I don't see a dick"



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