These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an
expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time.
"That's a fine watch you got there!" says the other.
"Yeah it is, isn't it? I got it from my grandfather," says the guy with the
watch.
"Really?"
"Yeah, he sold it to me on his death bed."
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