A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous
redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out
since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its
socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out
of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am sooo sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye
back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you."
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the woman
invites him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for
everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place
for a nightcap...and stay for breakfast the next morning. The
next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy is amazed!! Everything had been incredible! "You know,"
he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every
guy you meet?" "No," she replies, "You just happened to catch my
eye."
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