The Queen and the Pope are on stage together at a huge charity event. Obviously, they've both done this sort of thing many times before, so to make it a little more interesting the Queen says to the Pope, "How about a wager? I bet I can make every British person in this crowd go wild with just one little wave of my hand."The Pope agrees and the Queen waves her hand. Sure enough, the royal wave elicits rapturous applause and cheering from all the Brits in the crowd.The Pope, not wishing to be outdone by someone wearing a worse frock and hat than him, says to the Queen, "That was impressive. How about another wager? I bet I can make every Irish person in this crowd go crazy with joy merely with a nod of my head. But it won't just last for a minute. This joy will last for months and be talked about for years."The Queen is sceptical."One nod of your head? Show me." So the Pope headbutts her.
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