The rope

Uno and Marta were driving down da highway one day and dey saw a car parked on the shoulder and it was just a bouncin'.

Marta says, "Hey, Uno...what d'ya tink dey're doin' in dat car?"

Uno says, "Well, dey're ropin', Marta!"

And Marta says, "Oh..."

Well, dey get a couple more miles down da road and dere's anudder car parked on da shoulder and Marta says, "Hey, Uno, what d'ya tink dey're doin' in dat car? Ya tink dey're ropin, too?"

Uno says, "Yeah, Marta, dey're ropin' , too."

And Marta says, "Oh..."

Well, dey get a couple more miles down da road and Marta says, "Hey, Uno...what d'ya say we pull over and do some ropin'?"

Uno says, "Sure!"

"So, dey pull over, get undressed and Marta points at Uno's dick and says, " Hey, Uno...what is dat ting?"

Uno says, "Well, Marta, dat's my rope!"

And Marta says, "Oh..."

Dey go ta ropin'.

Well, a couple minutes later, Marta gets ta tinkin' and she says, "Hey, Uno...let me take a look at yer rope again!"

So, Uno pulls it out and Marta points at his nuts and says, "Hey, Uno...what are doze tings?"

Uno says, "Well, Marta, doze are da knots!"

Marta says, "Ya tink ya can untie 'em an' gimme a little more rope?"