The Road to Sucksess

Once while driving down a road a man saw a ladder with a sign
reading "The Road to Sucksess" he had just been fired and it
seemed like a good idea. He got the first landing and there was
a
very pretty woman standing there. He then saw her went higher
and thought, "I bet the higher I go the hotter a woman there
will be!" So he went another story and sure enough a hotter
woman than before stood there waving to him. Now he was really
excited and climbed as fast as he could, every story having a
hotter and hotter woman. So finally he got to the finnal floor.
He looked around but the onlything he could see was a tall,
fat,hairy, smelly man, who then said, "Hi I'm Sess."