One night, as a drunk man went up the stairs to go to bed after
a long night fell as he was half-way up. It so happened that
there was a glass bottle in the back pocket of his jeans, so
when he fell, he cut his bum.
The next time he tried, he got up. He went to get a bandaid and
went into the bathroom to stick it on. He finally got it stuck
on.
The next morning, when he recovered from his drunkness, he felt
his bum, to find that the bandaid wasn't there anymore.
He decided to finally get up and out of bed, and as he went into
the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his face, he saw a
bandaid on the mirror!
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