So an old British gentlemen visits Ireland and remembers the good old days when he was posted there..

* He orders tea from a roadside cafe and sees a young irish guy sticking his finger in the cup while he brings him the tea.
* He takes the tea and while sipping it talks to the boy.. when will you bloody learn some manners , this is not how you hold a cup of tea.
* Young boy: Sorry sir, i hurt my finger this morning , the doctor told me to keep it warm
* Old guy: Fkin stick it up ur bum then its warmer there you idiot!
* Young boy: I had the same idea sir, i had it up there before you ordered the tea :D